Delhi-ite Old,Then and Now!!

Hey Guys, This is one of my poetries ekdum dil-se.It may not look like a poetry to you still it is very close to my heart and "Delhi".After reading you can estimate how much I love the capital of this country and the pride to be called as Delhi-ite after staying just for 2 years(2004-2006).Kehte hai na Delhi se "Pehle nazar mein pyaar ho gaya tha" .Wish to reside again and,if the lanes of my fate takes me there.

I will try my level best to visit Commonwealth Games,2010.Delhi you rock!!

I had written this on 3/25/2006.

Delhi-ites @ 1990's

Delhi-ite woh jo rehta hai red tape capital main,crores ki bheed main,traffic ki reel main,khaadi ke vastron mein,investment ke sapne main,media ki dhundh mein,chawri ki chaal mein,qutub ki taal main, walled city main nach raha hai.

Delhi-ites @ 2000's

Delhi-ite woh hai nai millenium se lambi umeed main,metro aur markets ke bante bigadte plan mein,tod phod ke bheech main,career ki khooj main,call centre ki shifts main mobile phone ke saukh main,flyover ke swaad main chalo delhi ke abhiyan mein,pani ki killat mein,mehangai ki jillat mein ,sheela ki chaal main thidak raha hai.

Delhi-ites @ 2010's

Delhi-ite mast hai metro ke supersonic jaal mein,greenery ki khushbu mein ,commonwealth games ki chakachaundh main ,media ke saye mein,flyover aur underpasses ke saath main,modern airport ki mauj main,economy ki boost main,6 lane road ki lap mein,auto mobile ke fleet main ,outsourcing ke monopoly main ,world city main rehta hai ..........

How was it?

Me and iPaneer :For all the food freaks

Hey folks.On the verge of completion of my 3 years of Engineering ,my stay in this city "Durgapur" is also turning 3.I am a complete foodie and being a veggie by birth I have a soft corner for Paneer :).From Birgunj to kathmandu,Delhi to Darjeeling,Kota to kolkata and atlast to Durgapur I have gulped them everywhere.Last night I saw a dream .The dream goes like I met a paneer representative called himself as "iPaneer" (A fat man in his 40s with a big cubical tummy and football shaped mouth gave expressions like Paneer pasanda.)I had a short but sweet conversation with him .As he wanted feeback about successors located around the world and treating the bellies around the globe.I wanna present you an excerpt from the talk.
iPaneer: Hello nikhil ,How are you?

Me: Hey.Who are you? who seem to be very funny!!How do you know me?

iPaneer: I am iPaneer.Noways,It's the way I am.I am seen your name in ATM reciepts when you pay at Restaurants and on feedback forms.

Me: Ohkie.Why are you named iPaneer?What do you want from me?
iPaneer: Actually my name was Paneer but due to sudden advancements among you guys like phone changing to iphone,similarly i20,ipad,K800i etc.I thought of adding an i infront of my name.isnt it sexy? I am available from Russia to Malasia,Australia to India and almost everywhere.Just wanted to take a feedback from you,if you don't mind.

Me: Why me?You can go to frequent travellers,chefs etc.

iPaneer:No, either they are busy or have just tasted only one kind of paneer.I want a versatile consumer who have tasted both Hall-9 paneer and Grand Hyatt's Paneer.Can we proceed?

Me: Sure.

iPaneer:Let's begin .How is paneer associated with your life?

Me:Actually it is insaperable.Being a veggie ,we are confined to malais,mix veggies and paneers after we go out to eat.Life is so miserable.I wish cook invent more and more recipes of paneer.Remembering from the days of buying 250gm of paneer (asked by mom) ,ordering at hotels to eating So called Paneer at Hostel we have a great association.

iPaneer:Which have been the best place you have consumed paneer so far and the test reminds you now?

Me:Last Durgapuja I had paneer chilli at Junction5,Birgunj.It was simply awesome.Soft as valvet and really yummy.

iPaneer:Give a oneliner on paneer of different places.

Me:Birgunj introduced me to this stuff called paneer,Kathmandu assured me "Hello Indian food is awesome here" ,Delhi and kota reminds me of Dhaba typo paneer masala ,do pyaza..umm... Durgapur Hostels "We prepare paneer items but donno how to prepare :)" and restaurants speak "let's rock in all the flavours".

iPaneer:Why did you mention durgapur hostel so explicitly?What is so special about them?

Me:The paneer items which we have it here ,are not worth to be called as paneer items.Hard paneers,in their half cooked state and pathetic.I fall in the sea of my riverie that this is the paneer I liked so much..

iPaneer:I will give you 30 sec .Name as much as paneer items you can.

Me: paneer butter masala,paneer do pyaza,pasanda,sahi paneer,paneer sikh masala,paneer bhujji,paneer tikka,panner mix veg,paneer dosa,matar paneer,paneer sandwitch.Paneer pakoda,paneer kofta.ab baas...YUMMY :P...

iPaneer:Can you suggest some slogans,promotional schemes,marketing ideas to go Global?

Me: Sponsor T20 it will be a biggest hit.You can ask Sachin Tendulkar to promote Paneer Sandwitch if he wishes.then sky is the limit?
Next you can do is you can provide paneer coupons and sign boards specifying "Paneers are sold here". I think it will work.

iPaneer:Any suggestions?

Me: Please broaden your scope of recipes,we have very few items to choose from.Next is growing paneer prices are restricting the consumption to upper class of society only.There should be proper training sessions for Chefs,NITDGP cooks and homemakers.Free paneers on sundays :)

iPaneer: It was nice meeting you.

Me: Same here .See you soon.

And then the alarm clock rings.....and it was already 8. 1st class...RUSH!!

why Internet in the hostels of NIT,Durgapur is slow??

Hello guys you must be having a mysterious question going in your mind all the time when you experience a slow net in the hostels of NIT,Durgapur.I am going to talk about reasons,solutions ,challenges and your contribution related to INTERNET(via LAN).First of all I would like tell you the source of information mentioned in my post is a discussion with Prof. C.Sarvanan ,System Manager ,NIT Durgapur.
Current scenario: We are having a bandwith of 70 mbps (30 Reliance +40BSNL).Unmanaged network,poor cooling facilities,power consumption is reaching to its saturation point(and 2 new hostels coming up).
Recently we are facing a new problem specially during late nights due to poor DNS service of BSNL.When we complained them about the problem they provided with 2 new DNS hosts and still there is no improvement in the speed.
Compiled Reasons:-
1.DC++, gulping up all the bandwidths and slowing down the internet.
2.Chances of Ping flooding.
3.Network viruses ,torjans etc.(will minimized if we all start using LINUX).
4.Only 40 mbps of BSNL line is supplied to Hostels(10.0.0.1 series) and rest 30 mbps is supplied to Academic building and deparments(172.16.64.1 series).left unused in the night time.
5.Poor monitoring of every ports of every room.
6.Single proxy for all the hostels.
7.You all are familiar with work culture of West bengal.Companies respond for service request in 4-5 days.
Solutions :
1.Instead of DC++ there will be a saperate Server hosting TBs of online intranet space and will be serving all the download requests.
2.Ping and icmp will be stopped.
3.if all of us use LINUX distros.
4.There is one and only one line of 70 mbps which will be supplied 24/7 to hostels.
5.Network structuring is being done so that any room using more than allocated b/w will be barred from internet.
6.A single proxy for every 4 hostels.
7.Software firewall is set up.
Request to all:
1.He has pointed out that video servers are running in halls esp. 4,5 which is detoriating the Speed.
2.Co-operate for 2 months more by the time another vendor takes up the responsibility and manage servers and LAN together.
3.People interested in Networking,Security are welcome to support.
He expressed that there is huge potential in GNU/Linux Users group which can join hands and sort things out.Any suggestions/comments are welcome.

MUKTI'10 5-7 FEBRUARY COUNTDOWN BEGINS...

A WARM HELLO to all Open Source community Enthusiasts,Hardcore & Learning coders ,Developers,Designers...Introducing a Fire storming Carnival of Free & open source software....If you play with PHP ,sleep with C/C++,drive on Python and dance in the tunes of Drupal.......THE GAME IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!! Pack your equipments,gears,bags,laptop(definitely) and rush to NIT Durgapur...between 5-7 February!!
::::HIGHLIGHTS::::
1.Talks from eminent personalities like Pradeepto Bhattacharya(the face of KDE in India),Shabbir Keriwala,Arun Ravindran are due.
2.Hands on Workshop on Linux Securities & vunerablities by Sedulity Group ,Delhi & FOSSEE(These folks will take a two day workshop on Python on 'FOSS in engineering education'.).
3.100% Exitement packed events
3 ON-LINE Events (FREEPL,CodeCracker & Online treasure hunt) & following :-
a.Brain-mesh(Web Designing competition)
b.In-canity(C/C++ Coding competition)
c.OpenPaper
d.Konfigure
e.Rush Hour
::::UPDATES::::
1.Problem statements of the events are out.
2.FreePL Online is up & running http://freepl.mkti.in
3 Online Treasure hunt will be starting from 1st Feb.
4.Keep Checking the website for details....(HTTP://mkti.in)

See you there in the fest premises..Signing off!!

Fire in the Slums of Kolkata. A personal View

Fire In the City ,Fire Fighters Helpless

12th Jan '10 is an upsetting day in this so called civilized society.Basanti Colonies,a slum in north kolkata caught fire .Slum dwellers were found running helter-skelter to save their lives.Domestic cylinders were acting like explosives. Unfortunately,by the time fire control guards reached the venue everthing was reduced to debris . They had to meet too many hurdles to reach the affected spot. .Eratic auto rickshaws ,cycles let the blockage hindering the fire menreaching the colony.The inferno was turning vigourous and its smoke could be seen from the blockade point and barricade cleared after the drivers rushed to save their homes and families. Next was TC squatter blocking the way due to protest against transcending prices.Same story repeated and fire fighters were not allowed to proceed even after many requests. Finally when the fighters reached the venue and only salvage operation was left. Poor slum dwellers rushed to save their belongings but all they found was the remains of their property ,food,clothes . They were left ina mitigated condition as thier valuables matters a lot to them unlike that of white collar and higher civil societies. Moreover the people heading towards airport,school children and travellers were also disrupted.The slum dwellers at last occupied the nearby railway station as a temporary shelter. Now, who is to be blamed for this devastation? You , me actually all of us. Public infrastructure like trains,roads,hospitals,school should not be targetted to show up our agony or the demands before of the government.Their can be other means too. Any ambulance carrying a serious patient would'nt have been able to make its way to the hospital in proper time.The patient must be sharing the same human rights as we do,don't we? To have an ideal civil society weeds in ourselves are needed to be chopped off before we point finger on others.
Note: References from TOI.This post is no way related to political scenario but an effort to spread a message.

Speech by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis ...must read...

Hey guys,
I liked it so I am sharing it.I hope you all will like it too.
"
Don’t just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a
balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful.
Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are
all in good order.

There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup.
There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not
enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions."

"Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run
with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls,
there is no point coming first. Same is with life where health and
relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there
is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this
spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die.
……………….

One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life
is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here.
We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we
may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we
really need to get so worked up? …………….

It's ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up
a few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights
with your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices........." :)

"Don't be serious, be sincere."!!

How to Host a website In World Wide Web ?

5 Easy steps to host a website in the world of web:-

Step 1: Develop a website.

Step 2: Buy a domain "yourdomain.com",suppose XYZ company.Pay & Wait for Setup from 12-24 hr.

Step 3: Buy a Hosting plan as per your requirement and specificaitons at ABC company choosing an option Host an already existing domain "yourdomain.com" update & replace all the Name servers of ABC company in the domain management @ XYZ company.Pay & Wait for propagation and setup from 24-72 hr.

Step 4: Go to cpanel ,if your hosting supports or download a ftp client ,upload your developed website to the file manager in public_html folder where as public_ftp folder is for your ftp uploads.

Step 5: Open the site in your favourite browser. "yourdomain.com" VOILA!!